I'm adopted, double-jointed, short, brown, a perfectionist, strong-willed, a nationally certified school psychologist, teaching myself Spanish and File Maker Pro (at the moment), an avid dork, obsessed with Law & Order (especially SVU), a pool-hall junkie, allergic to stuff (cats, pollen, and other random airborne plant thingys), in love with steak, baked clams, and popcorn, a burp-aholic, blunt, a shower-singer, photogenic, a beer lover, tequila drinker (Patron only, please) and I have an inferiority complex.